Relevant Rantings

When one is outgoing, he/she is considered to be friendly. When one is introverted, does that mean he/she is ingoing?

A fireplace is really just an open stove with better back-lighting.

Whoever thought of the word fireplace is either a mad genius or a lazy bastard.

If adamant alternatively means to be stubborn and if Wolverine possesses adamantium claws, does that mean Wolverine uses "angry nails?"

I find a cappella songs are really easy to play on the piano.

It's impossible to have safe sex on a creeky bridge. Or is it?

Person who share your name = namesake. Person who looks like you = face-sake?

If you don't know the correct pronunciation of the word swatter then you disgust me.

I got a Facebook for the sole purpose of wanting to be able to say, "Stop poking me." But now that I have a Facebook, no one's poking me anymore. In real life, I mean.

Sometimes I mistake the fridge for something else, like a counter or my eyeglass case. Objects I have accidentally placed in my refrigerator: eyeglasses, a steaming cup of hot chocolate, a pencil, and a box of Honey Bunches of Oats.